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Even More Cheesy Tagalog Pick Up Lines 2014



Here are more funny pickup lines like the ones from My Amnesia Girl. Some are not as good as the others though. But still, it’s a good laugh. Enjoy.

para akong utot coz i’ll take ur breath away…..and for sure i’ll always take ur breath away

ketchup ka ba….bakit…
kasi hanap hanap ka ng hotdog ko

Hey! Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit..
Why?
‘Cause I’m planning to save all my LOVE for you..XD

mULto kba??
kasE pag nKikita kita bUmiBiLis tibOk
nG pUso ko eihHh…!

tubig is water ilog is river combine them together, i love you for ever…..

JAPAN kba? eh pano kc you’re the land of my rising sun.

FREEZER ka ba ???
– tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!

exchange gift tayo. sakin ka at sayo naman ako. 🙂

alam mo para kang bato!
baket?..
kase you ROCK MY WORLD….

AMPALAYA KABA?
kase kahit anung pait sinapit ko sau..
kaw parin sustansya hinahanap ng puso ko!

Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo!!
di pa nga tayo magkakilala pumasok ka na sa puso ko

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146 Comments

  1. tamah ..

    boy: mabuti pa tumawag qna ng bumbero ..
    girl: bqet? my sunog ba??
    boy: qc ngiinit,nag aalab at nagaapoy nah ang damdamin qco para xau …

    🙂

  2. kung ikaw ay nurse na tagapangalaga ng may sakit,
    ako naman ang Magpipinta at magbibigay kulay ng buhay mo! 🙂

  3. boy: kamusta na?
    girl: ayos lang, ^_^ ikaw?
    boy: hindi masyadong ok e…
    girl: bakit naman?
    boy: kasi nahulog ako kanina ee…
    girl: saan?!!?
    boy: SAYO.. ^_^

  4. Boy: Alam mo minsan lng kita mamahalin?

    Girl: Huh? minsan lng? 🙁

    Boy: bkit.. gaano ba kadalas ang minsan?

    d ba…

    Ang minsan ay magpakailanman 🙂

  5. boy : miss my nahulog , napancn mo ba ?
    girl : huh ?! ano ?!
    boy : ung puso ko nahulog pra sau 🙂
    ——————————————–
    boy : miss nagpaputok ka ba ng baril ?
    girl : ndi bkt ? O.o
    boy : ksi tinamaan ung puso ko sau . 90/1o nga
    lagay ko ee 🙂
    ——————————————–

  6. boy: kahoy ka bah..???
    girl: hmm korney mo…
    bkit..???
    boy: paa mo kc puro ugat!!
    (gumanti si girl)
    girl: ilang pages ka ba..??
    boy: bkit..???
    girl: ang kapal mo kc..!!!

  7. bagyo ka ba ?

    kasi the moment you leave my area of responsibiity
    you leave my heart in the state of calamity ….

  8. BOY: tinapay ka ba?
    GIRL: bat mo naman nasabi yan?

    BOY: kasi gustong gusto kita palamanan ng hotdog at itlog XD

  9. • Alam mo, naiinis ako sa facebook minsan..kasi palaging nagtatanong na’anung nasa isip mo’ , eh, ikaw lang naman ang laging nasa isip ko ayaw naman kitang i ‘share’ , kasi, baka i ‘like’ ka ng iba

  10. hindi manhid ang isang tao…

    hindi nya lng kayang intindihin…

    ang mga bagay na…

    hindi mo kayang diretsyuhin….

  11. ang gara nang pick up nyu

    …i2 mlupit

    …… marunong kba magkwenta…????

    …bkit??

    turuan moh naman aq ksi kht anong gawin q

    ….napapamahal aq sau !!

    hahahahha

  12. B: DrUGS KBA ?
    G: AHH ..ALAM KO NA YAN .. KSI NAAADIK KNA SKEN!
    B: HINDI AH .. KASI SINISIRA MO BUHAY KO ! HAHA:]] ( TINA GANDA )

  13. sana ulan kanalang!
    at lupa naman aku!

    ………….para kahit anung gawin mu sakin parin ang bagsak mu!!!
    pucho oo!

  14. boy:baliw ka ba?
    girl:hindi nu anu kaba.bkt mu nmn naisip yan?

    boy:kasi pag nakikita kita na aAtract ako sau ehq

    by:cyrus alejandre

  15. Pasahero:Mama dahan-dahan lang po.
    alalahanin nyo na palaging nakasunod sa atin ang diskrasya!
    Drayber:E, kaya ko nga binibilisan para di tayo abutan!
    hahahaha benta netoXD

  16. Ang IPIS ang pinakapoging nilalang sa mundo, kasi lakad palang niya.
    Tilian na!!
    …eh pag dumapo pa sayo
    todo kilig kana, patalontalon pa!
    hehehe!

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